Teaching stupidology, the Master arrived at simple Ordening Theory, and he said: "You may observe that most people are perfectly satisfied with only one step over Chaos. This goes for many scientists as well. Maybe, there is some local improvement on this sole step somewhere in history, yet, the second step, the well-thought-out professional and scientific Order, is always missing."
"Could you give an example Master?"
"Look at our time-reckoning, our system of positioning on the globe, our arithmetic, counting system, our geometry, our U.D.C.-, and I.S.B.N.- systems, or our alphabet. Let me explain the latter. No matter where it originates from, the fact is that it does not cover ALL speech-sounds. Then, it has different symbols for the same thing, 'ph' for 'f', it has doubles, and it uses separate symbols for twosomes and threesomes, though, only for a few of them. Apart from the 12 ways to scribe the i: sound, there is the 'c' that sounds either as k or as s superfluously. There is the 'x' which is ks, but nothing for pt, ls, tr, yet, the 'j' is in reality a composite sound of dzy. Then, the 'th', like 'c' and 'x', could easely be scrapped, because it does not sound like t nor like h or whatnot except in (river) Tems. In the whole system, as in most, the only consistency of man is his stupid inconsistency. A decent E.T. or Chocky, would make us Earthlings the laughing stock of the universe." [67], [118]