"The other day, Master, I listened to a so-called scientific program on the B.B.C. What I gathered from the presentator, was that there were three subjects, interesting to me, under discussion. All three had to do with scientists in India. Would you believe it, I could not understand the three scientists at all. Some words here and there told me they were speaking English in a pidgin like way. Why cannot they at least try to speak R.P.? Is that so difficult? And that for a LAX language?"
"But they don't want to. They do it on purpose. Just to get a little of their own back from the usurper, the perfidious Albion. The French do that too. When one can make the proper sound in 'ask', it must be possible to prolong the 'a' sound for at least half a minute, so they could easely make it 3 or 4 times as long as they do in their garbled speak. When a Frenchman pronounce 'wronkuh' he could easely leave the last part out, make it 'wrong'. They all do it on purpose.
Then, of course, the B.B.C. does not care a rap for the nonnative listeners, the 75message, they could easely have it read out by the presentator. By refusing the pidginers to get on the air, they might induce them to care for R.P. speak. After all, communication stands and falls with understandability, by the use of standard speak, AND the sticking to it. This should be obvious to people who (think they) have anything to say, scientists for instance. But as I said, the B.B.C. does not care for you, for me, and for all the other non-natives."